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DUBYA'S ODE TO KOREAN SUNSHINE


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(To be sung to the tune of "You Are My Sunshine." If you'd like to sing along, here's a midi link which opens a second window.)

I praise the sunshine,
I root for sunshine,
Tween South Korea
And N. K. too.
They'll never know, Dick,
How much I'm lying.
Please don't take my war ruse away.

The other night, Dick,
As I lay sleeping,
I dreamed that both Koreas were good pals.
When I awoke, Dick,
I was mistaken
And I jumped for joy and cheered.

I praise the sunshine,
I shout for sunshine,
Tween South Korea
And N. K. too.
They'll never know, Dick,
How much I'm lying.
Please don't take my war ruse away.

Yes there's Iraq, Dick
And demon Iran.
They're in the
Evil Axis too.
They soon will know Dick,
How much I hate them.
Please don't take my war ruse away.

I praise the sunshine,
I root for sunshine,
Tween South Korea
And N. K.too.
They'll never know, Dick,
How much I'm lying.
Please don't take my war ruse away.

The other night, Dick,
As I lay sleeping,
I dreamed that Gore was President.
When I awoke, Dick,
I was mistaken.
And I jumped for joy and prayed.

I praise the sunshine,
I root for sunshine,
Tween South Korea
And N. K.too.
They'll never know, Dick,
How much I'm lying.
Please don't take my war ruse away.


© February 2002 Madeleine Begun Kane. All Rights Reserved.

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