(To be sung to "Just The Way You Are," by Billy Joel. Feel free to sing along using this midi link which opens a second window.)

Don't go blaming
George Bush for Wall Street,
Cause fuzzy math is such a bore.
mmm......... mmm........

Don't imagine
He's too familiar
With anything but waging war.

He loves to lead you
To times of trouble,
Or else he couldn't have come this far.
mmm......... mmm........

He took the good times.
Turned them to bad times.
He loves things just the way they are.

Won't go trying
Some new fashion.
Won't change his viewpoints on a dare.
mmm......... mmm........

He'll always have his
Oft spoken passion
For launching wars with Tony Blair.

He don't want clever
Conversation.
He never wants to work that hard.
mmm......... mmm........

He just wants Cheney
And all his hawks to
Let him pretend that he's in charge.

You need to know that Bush will always be
A guy that helps the wealthy few.

Oooooooh,
What will it take till you believe that he
Will say whatever isn't true?

He'd love to rule you
And me forever.
He made that clear right from the start.
mmm......... mmm........

He just wants power,
Full, unfettered.
He loves things just the way they are.

(MUSIC BREAK)

He don't want clever
Conversation.
He never wants to work that hard.
mmm......... mmm........

He just wants Cheney
And all his hawks to
Let him pretend that he's in charge.

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